The incredible saga continues as Ebony and Draco get away with breaking multiple school rules, Ebony learns of Draco's secret lover, and Voldemort lays out his ingenious new plan of dispatching his arch nemesis. Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdv6Q68EutU Part 2: You're there.
In this section of the classic fanfic, Snape and Lupin become paedophiles, Ebony has a vision of Harry having a vision, Draco Malfoy comes back to life, and Voldemort has the worst security in his lair ever. Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdv6Q68EutU Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmoSZYCAyL4 Part 3: You're there Part 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0tZZoE2xh4
A couple of years ago, I recorded a dramatic reading of the most famously bad fan fiction I have ever read, mostly for the entertainment of myself and a few friends. I now share the terrifying results with you, oh Internet. In part one of our tale, we are introduced to the new student at Hogwarts, a pop-punk Muggle band somehow find themselves playing in Hogsmeade, and Dumbledore swears loudly at people Part 1: You're there. Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmoSZYCAyL4
The belated fourth trip through the madness, wherein Voldemort crashes a gig twice, another one of Ebony's friends dies and comes back to life, and an entire goddamned subplot surrounds Enoby's eternal quest for horrible outfits. Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdv6Q68EutU Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmoSZYCAyL4 Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClPp3iPwtvA Part 4: You're there.
Shoutouts to Youtube's content ID system for making me pay attention to the unfinished videos that people....like for some reason. (I should probably address the fact that I have left you all in Limbo for like, half a decade soon, but for now let's just see if I can unbreak this one video) ---original upload text follows------ Well, it's been a long time between episodes, but since people seem to be enjoying these, it's time for more. In this part, Dumbledore redecorates the Great Hall, Snape and Lupin do it in the corridors, the gang attend yet another MCR concert, and people wear things, described with as much meaningless detail as possible.